As I sit in my kayak, drifting about at the spillover, I find myself wondering what they'll do to me when I get back. It's 9pm, and I'm alone on a dark reservoir near my home, under a cloudy sky threatening rain. Fifteen minutes behind me is my car, parked at the end of a short gravel road. When I first arrived, a Ford Bronco appeared, paused for a few seconds a hundred yards behind me as if checking me out, then made a u-turn. The Bronco reappeared after I had unloaded and was ready to launch, this time parking across the road and turning off it's lights. I thought about walking up and saying hi, and I might have if this was Oregon or Iowa, but this is New Jersey, my home, where minding your business is usually the best course of action.
Just a few minutes before I was reminding myself not to fall out of the kayak, as I leaned back to watch bats flutter overhead and a quartet of egrets take off from their roosting tree.
So, as I readied to turn around and head back to the car, I ran through the range of explanations for their presence: they're there for a prearranged meeting for an affair or drug deal, it's a gay pick-up spot, they saw me drive in and thought it would be a good opportunity to clean out my car, or even the crime drama worthy: they're going to wait for me to return so they can steal my car and everything I have.
This kind of mysterious driver behavior is something I've almost gotten used to from heading outdoors at night, where you're always starting from out of the way parking lots, the kind of parking lots people go when they don't want to be seen or bothered.
On the way back, I see bright flash out of the corner of my eye. I think "Could be lightening, but I don't hear any thunder. Could my headlamp have flashed on for a second? No, there's the thunder." I dig in to get home faster.
A couple hundred yards from shore I can see my silver car. No sign of the Bronco. Got bored and went home, I guess. Thunder's stopped, so I pass the launch site and glide under the bridge to the few minutes of shallow water on the other side. And I hear - spring peepers! Not the whole chorus that will come later, but just a handful of frogs.
Heading back under the bridge a few minutes later, I notice I've only been out for 45 minutes, so I decide to head down to the spillover again. It starts to drizzle. On the way back it becomes a steady rain. I fasten the spray skirt that had been flopping around my waist for just this eventuality, and start thinking of warm pajamas and what I'm going to eat when I get back. But before I even reach the car the rain has stopped, and I can see stars. I turn on the headlamp as I approach, and notice a fat toad waiting for me at the take out.
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